ARC Review - Fashionably Dead And Wed by Robyn Peterman!

BLURB:

I know I’m already mated…I wanna get married. 

What do you get when you combine a three headed monster named Charles, a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug, a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature, a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff, an offer from Satan that’s impossible to refuse and Steve Perry? 

You get the Royal Wedding from Hell—or to be more accurate—possibly in Hell. 

All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I’m still hanging onto my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me. 

Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. 

I’m trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have figure out who’s opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It’s been a very difficult week—especially the no nookie part. 

All I know is this, I will say "I do" on Saturday even if it I have to go to Hell and back to accomplish it. 

MY REVIEW:

FINALLY! A story of Ethan and Astrid getting hitched..and it was SPECTACULARLY fun! I fell out of my chair laughing so hard at times. There was some seriously outrageous things that will make you cringe (and ok, giggle) and have you shaking your head and definitely some things that will leave you needing a fan to cool down. Ethan and Astrid are just a fantastic couple. I love their sizzling chemistry and their many HOT sexcapades. But in Fashionably Dead and Wed they need to abstain and the horror of that will just make you laugh so hard, you just might pee yourself!

I loved who and where the wedding took place. So many things went wrong yet I was completely captivated by how the wedding turned out. Robyn Peterman created a unique, beautiful wedding. To finally see Ethan and Astrid getting married was just the icing on the cake..speaking of cake..no I will let you read the book to find out what I possibly could mean. 

Fashionably Dead and Wed gets a WITTY AND SNARKY AND SERIOUSLY OUTRAGEOUS FIVE SHOOTING STARS! You will laugh, you might shed a few tears, but you will DEFINITELY love this story..NO doubt about it!