Definition: the female equivalent of a cock
block.
CLAM JAM
RC Boldt
Releasing January 10th, 2017
"Clam Jam"
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock
block.
Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re
interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
Maggie
That’s my
life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and
if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three—yes,
three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He’s really
pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll
never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder
what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet,
tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a
serious tune-up.
Ry
The day I
interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the
girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with
men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned
badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve
turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with
her.
So I had to
go “undercover”.
Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
Fact: I’m a likely
candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past
year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to
hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving
up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a
way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
The me that
loves her.
The me that
would never do her wrong.
Until then,
I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then,
I’ll continue to Clam Jam.
MY REVIEW:
Clam Jam by RC Boldt is definitely one of the most fun and entertaining and laugh your pants of romances I have ever read! Its both sensually charged and full of incredibly written humor and just loads of fun. I am absolutely 100% guaranteed in L-O-V-E with this book! I lost count the number of times I laughed and god, I lost count of the number of times I freaking sighed in pure bliss. The cover just SCREAMS of a good time alone, but combined with this entertaining plot, its a definite WIN-WIN!
RC Boldt is one author that has the whole Rom-Com down pat and is one that will have you scrambling for not just this book, but her previous books as well as have you BEGGING for the next one. I freaking loved these characters too! Fun, quirky, sassy, and sweet, these two will have you shaking your head and giggling uncontrollably one moment and sighing and fanning yourself the next. LOVED THESE TWO SO FREAKING MUCH!
Clam Jam gets a FUN, FLIRTY, AND SEXY FIVE SHOOTING STARS! I never laughed so hard with a romance before, so this to me, is a WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER type of story.
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr.
Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of
many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina,
enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing
karaoke. If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can't recall
the lyrics to a particular 80's song, or just need to hang around a
nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she's your girl.
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