White ribbon-like goop that shoots from a dude’s bologna pony when he blows his load.
Also referred to as: super jizz, funky spunk, baby batter, splooge, baby gravy, jerk sauce, salty surprise, penis pudding, nut butter, pecker snot, red eye surprise, tittie dressing, etc…
Call it what you want. All I know is I need it. All of it. A fully loaded turkey baster or a bucket chock full, it doesn’t matter. I need the love liquid, and Roman Blake is just the dude for the job.
When I realized that the woman ditched in front of my house was in fact Gia Avery, it was literally a blast from the past kinda moment. But it was when I found out why she was here that made me nearly lose my shit.
This is the crazy, out-of-bounds, totally insane, whacked out to the core, piss your pants, make-your-mama-scream, funny as hell story about Gia and Roman and what it means to take sperm donation to a whole other level.
A UPROARIOUSLY HILARIOUS, ENTERTAINING ROMANTIC COMEDY UNLIKE ANY I HAVE EVER READ! Sperm Donor Wanted had me laughing out loud at every turn. It was fun, dirty, sassy, sexy, flirty, and full of flare, and a unique combination of characters that will have you loving them as well as the way S.L. Romines writes.
This is some of the funniest stuff I have read this summer. I think I laughed so hard at times, I might of hurt myself. I definitely feel like my stomach got a workout thats for sure. This is just seriously fun...I can't describe how much fun this book was and how much I ADORE the quirky way Miss Romines writes!
Sperm Donor Wanted gets a THIS WILL MAKE YOUR FACE HURT FROM SMILING AND GIGGLING FIVE SHOOTING STARS!